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Published: 2nd February 2021

Your Crops Will Die!

“Their crops are a few centimetres further to the right this time,” I muttered to no one in particular. “That’ll be catastrophic for the oaks there.” The Montague’s had been planting their wheat the same way for years, or rather their farmer Mr Jacobs had been, but since his tragic passing last year, they had hired a new, scruffy, too-smiley, young man called George. Although, I preferred to call him Mr Not-Right. Mr Not-Right had turned their farms into a travesty, sowing the seeds too early and harvesting them too soon, yet the Montague’s had ignored my cries of alarm the first time it had happened. I remember sprinting over to Mr Arthur Montague, a large man with extremely bulbous eyes, and shouting at him for allowing the young menace to plant their crops in such a fashion. I was quickly escorted off the premises while still shouting: “Your crops will die! Your crops will die!” But, there they still were, growing and thriving in the burning, mid-August sun. Despite them being too far over. Mr Not-Right turned out to be right all along. Or so I thought.

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